Short Story by Guy de Maupassant
The marriage of Maitre Simon Lebrument with
Mademoiselle Jeanne Cordier was a surprise to no one. Maitre Lebrument had
bought out the practice of Maitre Papillon; naturally, he had to have money to
pay for it; and Mademoiselle Jeanne Cordier had three hundred thousand francs
clear in currency, and in bonds payable to bearer.
Maitre Lebrument was a handsome man. He was stylish,
although in a provincial way; but, nevertheless, he was stylish--a rare thing
at Boutigny-le-Rebours.
Mademoiselle Cordier was graceful and fresh-looking,
although a trifle awkward; nevertheless, she was a handsome girl, and one to be
desired.
The marriage ceremony turned all Boutigny
topsy-turvy. Everybody admired the young couple, who quickly returned home to
domestic felicity, having decided simply to take a short trip to Paris, after a
few days of retirement.
This tete-a-tete was delightful, Maitre Lebrument
having shown just the proper amount of delicacy. He had taken as his motto:
"Everything comes to him who waits." He knew how to be at the same
time patient and energetic. His success was rapid and complete.
After four days, Madame Lebrument adored her
husband. She could not get along without him. She would sit on his knees, and
taking him by the ears she would say: "Open your mouth and shut your
eyes." He would open his mouth wide and partly close his eyes, and he
would try to nip her fingers as she slipped some dainty between his teeth. Then
she would give him a kiss, sweet and long, which would make chills run up and
down his spine. And then, in his turn, he would not have enough caresses to
please his wife from morning to night and from night to morning.
When the first week was over, he said to his young
companion:
"If you wish, we will leave for Paris next
Tuesday. We will be like two lovers, we will go to the restaurants, the
theatres, the concert halls, everywhere, everywhere!"
She was ready to dance for joy.
"Oh! yes, yes. Let us go as soon as
possible."
He continued:
"And then, as we must forget nothing, ask your father
to have your dowry ready; I shall pay Maitre Papillon on this trip."
She answered:
"All right: I will tell him to-morrow
morning."
And he took her in his arms once more, to renew
those sweet games of love which she had so enjoyed for the past week.
The following Tuesday, father-in-law and
mother-in-law went to the station with their daughter and their son-in-law who
were leaving for the capital.
The father-in-law said:
"I tell you it is very imprudent to carry so
much money about in a pocketbook." And the young lawyer smiled.
"Don't worry; I am accustomed to such things.
You understand that, in my profession, I sometimes have as much as a million
about me. In this manner, at least we avoid a great amount of red tape and
delay. You needn't worry."
The conductor was crying:
"All aboard for Paris!"
They scrambled into a car, where two old ladies were
already seated.
Lebrument whispered into his wife's ear:
"What a bother! I won't be able to smoke."
She answered in a low voice:
"It annoys me too, but not an account of your
cigar."
The whistle blew and the train started. The trip
lasted about an hour, during which time they did not say very much to each
other, as the two old ladies did not go to sleep.
As soon as they were in front of the Saint-Lazare
Station, Maitre Lebrument said to his wife:
"Dearie, let us first go over to the Boulevard
and get something to eat; then we can quietly return and get our trunk and
bring it to the hotel."
She immediately assented.
"Oh! yes. Let's eat at the restaurant. Is it
far?"
He answered:
"Yes, it's quite a distance, but we will take
the omnibus."
She was surprised:
"Why don't we take a cab?"
He began to scold her smilingly:
"Is that the way you save money? A cab for a
five minutes' ride at six cents a minute! You would deprive yourself of
nothing."
"That's so," she said, a little
embarrassed.
A big omnibus was passing by, drawn by three big
horses, which were trotting along. Lebrument called out:
"Conductor! Conductor!"
The heavy carriage stopped. And the young lawyer,
pushing his wife, said to her quickly:
"Go inside; I'm going up on top, so that I may
smoke at least one cigarette before lunch."
She had no time to answer. The conductor, who had
seized her by the arm to help her up the step, pushed her inside, and she fell
into a seat, bewildered, looking through the back window at the feet of her
husband as he climbed up to the top of the vehicle.
And she sat there motionless, between a fat man who
smelled of cheap tobacco and an old woman who smelled of garlic.
All the other passengers were lined up in silence--a
grocer's boy, a young girl, a soldier, a gentleman with gold-rimmed spectacles
and a big silk hat, two ladies with a self-satisfied and crabbed look, which
seemed to say: "We are riding in this thing, but we don't have to,"
two sisters of charity and an undertaker. They looked like a collection of
caricatures.
The jolting of the wagon made them wag their heads
and the shaking of the wheels seemed to stupefy them--they all looked as though
they were asleep.
The young woman remained motionless.
"Why didn't he come inside with me?" she
was saying to herself. An unaccountable sadness seemed to be hanging over her.
He really need not have acted so.
The sisters motioned to the conductor to stop, and
they got off one after the other, leaving in their wake the pungent smell of
camphor. The bus started tip and soon stopped again. And in got a cook,
red-faced and out of breath. She sat down and placed her basket of provisions
on her knees. A strong odor of dish-water filled the vehicle.
"It's further than I imagined," thought
Jeanne.
The undertaker went out, and was replaced by a
coachman who seemed to bring the atmosphere of the stable with him. The young
girl had as a successor a messenger, the odor of whose feet showed that he was
continually walking.
The lawyer's wife began to feel ill at ease,
nauseated, ready to cry without knowing why.
Other persons left and others entered. The stage
went on through interminable streets, stopping at stations and starting again.
"How far it is!" thought Jeanne. "I
hope he hasn't gone to sleep! He has been so tired the last few days."
Little by little all the passengers left. She was
left alone, all alone. The conductor cried:
"Vaugirard!"
Seeing that she did not move, he repeated:
"Vaugirard!"
She looked at him, understanding that he was
speaking to her, as there was no one else there. For the third time the man
said:
"Vaugirard!"
Then she asked:
"Where are we?"
He answered gruffly:
"We're at Vaugirard, of course! I have been
yelling it for the last half hour!"
"Is it far from the Boulevard?" she said.
"Which boulevard?"
"The Boulevard des Italiens."
"We passed that a long time ago!"
"Would you mind telling my husband?"
"Your husband! Where is he?"
"On the top of the bus."
"On the top! There hasn't been anybody there
for a long time."
She started, terrified.
"What? That's impossible! He got on with me.
Look well! He must be there."
The conductor was becoming uncivil:
"Come on, little one, you've talked enough! You
can find ten men for every one that you lose. Now run along. You'll find
another one somewhere."
Tears were coming to her eyes. She insisted:
"But, monsieur, you are mistaken; I assure you
that you must be mistaken. He had a big portfolio under his arm."
The man began to laugh:
"A big portfolio! Oh, yes! He got off at the
Madeleine. He got rid of you, all right! Ha! ha! ha!"
The stage had stopped. She got out and, in spite of
herself, she looked up instinctively to the roof of the bus. It was absolutely
deserted.
Then she began to cry, and, without thinking that
anybody was listening or watching her, she said out loud:
"What is going to become of me?"
An inspector approached:
"What's the matter?"
The conductor answered, in a bantering tone of
voice:
"It's a lady who got left by her husband during
the trip."
The other continued:
"Oh! that's nothing. You go about your
business."
Then he turned on his heels and walked away.
She began to walk straight ahead, too bewildered,
too crazed even to understand what had happened to her. Where was she to go?
What could she do? What could have happened to him? How could he have made such
a mistake? How could he have been so forgetful?
She had two francs in her pocket. To whom could she
go? Suddenly she remembered her cousin Barral, one of the assistants in the
offices of the Ministry of the Navy.
She had just enough to pay for a cab. She drove to
his house. He met her just as he was leaving for his office. He was carrying a
large portfolio under his arm, just like Lebrument.
She jumped out of the carriage.
"Henry!" she cried.
He stopped, astonished:
"Jeanne! Here--all alone! What are you doing?
Where have you come from?"
Her eyes full of tears, she stammered:
"My husband has just got lost!"
"Lost! Where?"
"On an omnibus."
"On an omnibus?"
Weeping, she told him her whole adventure.
He listened, thought, and then asked:
"Was his mind clear this morning?"
"Yes."
"Good. Did he have much money with him?"
"Yes, he was carrying my dowry."
"Your dowry! The whole of it?"
"The whole of it--in order to pay for the
practice which he bought."
"Well, my dear cousin, by this time your
husband must be well on his way to Belgium."
She could not understand. She kept repeating:
"My husband--you say--"
"I say that he has disappeared with your--your
capital--that's all!"
She stood there, a prey to conflicting emotions,
sobbing.
"Then he is--he is--he is a villain!"
And, faint from excitement, she leaned her head on
her cousin's shoulder and wept.
As people were stopping to look at them, he pushed
her gently into the vestibule of his house, and, supporting her with his arm
around her waist, he led her up the stairs, and as his astonished servant
opened the door, he ordered:
"Sophie, run to the restaurant and get a
luncheon for two. I am not going to the office to-day."
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